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From the field desk at Maelstrom Paranormal: the Book of Books, the I spy On a I watchdog, the AAA Series artifacts, and the C's. Every sale is direct: write to RobinGravesAAA@yahoo.com. There is no checkout, no payment form, and no password field on this site.
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The Book of Books
LIFEAFTERLIES · Life After Lies
81 real books, maker's mark 81, written by Robin Graves, scribe of my tribe.
Artistry, articles, and artifacts: the three pillars of the work. Everything in this shop, every article, and every video points back to one work, LIFEAFTERLIES.
For publishers and literary agents
LIFEAFTERLIES, also written Life After Lies, is Robin Graves's Book of Books: his magnum opus, a memoir compiled from the observations, research, and studies of a lifetime, written to record the lessons, reveal the propaganda, and dispel the lies. Publishers and literary agents are invited to read the excerpts below and write about acquiring the book.
Excerpts, in Robin's own words
These books compiling, “Life After Lies” are based on the observations, research and studies carried out over my lifetime; this time. This is my memoir.
From the LIFEAFTERLIES chapters, Mumbo Jumbo.
A few earth-time years after that, we had decided. We had made a “restrictive-decide” that I would return in 1966 for the purpose of recording the lessons learned with the goal of revealing the propaganda and dispelling all the lies and preventing the military industrial complex from becoming the “military industrial and technological complex” in worse case scenarios like now.
From the LIFEAFTERLIES chapters, Mumbo Jumbo.
Together the 4 Books make the Kakangelion, the Bad News: Misconception, Omission, Dissociation, Obscurity. They do not record a beginning or a resurrection. They record an end. I write them so that end is remembered, with respect, and so the living look up.
From the Four Inverted Gospels, the close of Book 58, Obscurity.
Publishers and literary agents may write to RobinGravesAAA@yahoo.com.
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Robin Graves, reporting from the Murder Motown Motor City
I spy On a I · IOI · I spy a I
I spy On a I · I spy a I watchdog: for people who are scared of AI
Worried about what AI and slick apps are doing to your wallet? I spy On a I and I spy a I keep watch for you. Robin Graves looks over the screens and checkouts that worry you and points out the tricks before they cost you.
Sneaky fees
Service fees, convenience fees, and drip pricing that only show up at the last screen.
Fake clocks and pressure
Countdown timers, “only 2 left,” and “high demand” messages built to rush you.
Dark patterns
Pre-checked boxes, buried cancel buttons, and confusing wording that steer you where the seller wants.
AI tricks
Chatbots, “assistants,” and recommendations that talk you into more than you came for.
Plain-English answers
What you are looking at, what it is trying to do, and how to say no.
Proof it works
Robin's dark-pattern field notes, “Who Put That in My Cart?” and “The Clock in the Corner Is Lying”, hit #1 on r/darkpatterns, where readers called them truly life-saving.
Write and say what is bothering you. No price is posted on this page; Robin will answer by email.
AAA Series
Artifacts
Real objects from Robin Graves's collection, sold direct. Write to ask about pickup or shipping.
Featured artifact
Chamber Pot: Bolesławiec Polish pottery pitcher and bowl
Blue and white, handmade in Bolesławiec, Poland, with a Greek key ring around the rim and a big smooth handle. Stamped Bolesławiec.
$99 and 9/10
Photographs are on the way.
Coming soon
These pieces are waiting on their last photographs. Write now to get first word.
Coming soon
Tall hand-carved wood sculpture
Abstract female form, dark stain, freestanding, 3 feet 1/2 inch tall. Maker unknown, sold as-is.
$99 and 9/10
Coming soon
Lot of 11 vintage MAD magazines
Includes More Trash from MAD 10th annual with the stickers page still in it, and the September 1966 Special Summer Camp issue, No. 105. Sold as one lot, as-is.
$36 and 9/10 for the lot
Coming soon
Bird vase and bust
White ceramic vase with a hand-painted bird on a branch, plus a white glazed bust, sold together as a pair, as-is. The pine cone and sticks are not included.
$15 and 9/10 for the pair
Everything with a C
The C's: calendars, clocks, coffee cups, cards, and shirts
Artistry you can hold, from the holiday work under El Sol since 6 September 2026. Everything here is made to order, and nothing is printed until the order is real.
2027 13-moon holiday calendar
A 13-moon calendar for 2027, tied to the holiday videos since 6 September 2026 and to the El Sol origin story. Art shown is a candidate page.
Not on sale yet. No price is set. Write and Robin will tell you when it is ready.
13-month calendar clock
Robin's 13-month calendar clock: thirteen moons around the dial, SOL at the top. Made to order. Face shown is a draft design; photographs of the finished clock are coming.
$333.33 and 9/10
Clock faces
Star-map clock face around Polaris, with the seasons marked at 12, 3, 6, and 9. Made to order. Face shown is a draft design.
$333.33 and 9/10
Coffee cups
In the C's line, still being dressed. Made to order.
Cards
In the C's line, still being dressed. Made to order.
Life After Lies art
Mean Is a Measurement. Candidate art for the C's line.
Clock Watch · I spy a I
Clock Watch: the I spy a I watchdog keeps watch on Robin's clocks as they're built
The I spy a I watchdog keeps watch on Robin's clocks as they are built. Each clock is built to order, $333.33 and 9/10. Progress updates are posted here, in the build log.
Build log
- First build log entry coming soon.
Shirts
Fly it, flew it, flown it.
Graphic tees from the I spy a I and I spy On a I marks, drawn from the Life After Lies merch set. Twenty-one designs are on hand, and a 9-piece run is being picked now. Made to order. Write to inquire, or name the design you hope makes the 9.
Watch
From the LIFEAFTERLIES channel
Holiday and calendar-origin videos, and more, from Robin's public YouTube channel.
Queen of Heaven | LIFEAFTERLIES
They Buried a Whole Way of Healing | Day of the Dead | LIFEAFTERLIES
5 Graves for the Healers America Buried | Day of the Dead | LIFEAFTERLIES
Corporal Dean, U.S. Marine Corps: Guam, Okinawa, Zaire | Veterans | LIFEAFTERLIES
MACFARM x MATMAN * i SPY A i * I spy On a I
The 1974 Handshake That Tied Oil to the Dollar
More videos
More public videos and Shorts from the LIFEAFTERLIES channel.
A Master of Memory Left Through a Disease of Memory | Patrick Stewart Trinity Part 1 | LIFEAFTERLIES
4 Words Ran a Starship: Make It So, Number One | The Patrick Stewart Trinity, Part 2 | LIFEAFTERLIES
2 Men Named Charles. 2 Schools. | The Patrick Stewart Trinity, Part 3 | LIFEAFTERLIES
Class of '77, Straight Into the Marines | Corporal Dean, USMC | LIFEAFTERLIES
This Marine Fought 150 Guerrillas in Africa | Corporal Dean, USMC | LIFEAFTERLIES
An Injured Marine Gave Me a Gift | Corporal Dean, USMC | LIFEAFTERLIES
They Knew Lead Paint Was Poison 70 Years Before the Ban
NUTS in the Darkness.
MOVE MEMORY MADNESS
PINKY PEANUT PUS
Where to buy
Direct, by email
Write to RobinGravesAAA@yahoo.com. Say who you are and what you are asking about: the book, I spy On a I, an artifact, a clock, the calendar list, a cup, a card, or a shirt. Robin answers directly.
Facebook Marketplace and eBay listings are on the way. Until then, every piece on this page sells direct.
This site takes no payment. There is no checkout, no payment form, and no password field here.
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